| Bio: | Hi there everybody... Hi... My name's Ryan. I snort coke. Lots and lots of it. I eat Weedies everyday for breakfast. I work at Targit. WoOo! I'm gonna retire as a millionaire with this much dollars in the bank: $20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. I'm gonna own everybody. You'll be working for me someday... OweeOweeOweeO! =-P I drive a fucked up pontiac sunfizzire with studdly rims and 6x9 speakers that will straight up blow your ass away. We're just two hunks and a negro, serving the lord, we're just two hunks and a negro singing our song. WOOoOoOoOooO! I live in hales corners tho that does not make me a preppy slut.... =-0... Whoops.... Sorry folks, a majority of Brookfield and Hales Corners is. I have fallen in love... and have no hopes or desires of getting out of it. She's perfect, what can i say? god screwed up when he made someone who was more perfect that he was. I love music, except for the following: Pussy bitch emo shit (i.e. fallout boy, dashboard confessional, MCR, and other slutty bands like that, they lick the cock), Rap, Cuntry, techno (you know... where the beat stays the same in the song... i.e.: boom-ch-boom-ch-boom-ch)(they're slutty too), and anything slutty that i missed. I hate people at work, the suck major balls. I'm talking like 22 inch dong style. Everybody there wants to ride everyone's dong. It's like a dong-go-round... or a dong coaster... or a dongslide.... or a dongfest. You get the picture. Lots of dongs. big dongs, little dongs, black dongs, white dongs, and sometimes red and yellow dongs. My looks are of no concern to you. So therefore, if you message me, you can pretend you're talking to a seven foot five thug. =-D... white thug... Or asian, you never know... =-O... Random Blurbs: Backdoor sluts 5, Hittin the horse hard, Poundin the pooch, Ferrit fisting, Elton John's gayer than aids (and HIV), Michael Jackson has HIV, Michael Bolton wanks the cock, Brian McKnight fucked Michael Bolton, Awww yeyeah! |
